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[10 Feb 2010|09:34am] ( YEARBOOK. ) 6 comments|post comment

[26 Jan 2010|10:38am] Is anyone else getting hand cramps from writing in yearbooks? Also what are other words for awesome? Well, words that are cool because I sort of feel calling someone portentous could be misinterpreted. I hope you all have a super vacation!! [Filtered to Casey, Victoria, and Ivy] PACK YOUR BAGS, WE'RE GOING TO MEXICO AY YI YI!! ARRIBA! Muy cliente and donde esta.. es banos? Mas tequila!! [Filtered to Dante] I have narrowed our cat selection down to this one and this guy. The first one looks like you (ginger), but I can't quite put my finger on who the second one looks like. Maybe Val Burke, a little bit? 38 comments|post comment

[19 Jan 2010|08:24am] Even if it parts of it are destroyed, Neopolis is still the most beautiful city in the world. Paris would be; however, it's score is lowered by the amount of French people. It's a very complicated equation. Even the volume of band-affiliated people can't bring Neopolis down. I'm just foolin' guys!! Congratulations Toni and Scott Green, even if you are still a big jerk. >:[ [Filtered to Cole, Roxie, Christian, Charlie, Grace, Trish, Dottie, and Seabass] You guys all a-ok? I hope everything is well for you!! I can't imagine having done any of that without you. [Filtered to Dante] I cut my forehead on your horn :( Also you were wrong that changed everything. 48 comments|post comment

[15 Jan 2010|07:28am] TOYS >:] [Gamers] We'll smack the smiles off the Parker Bros faces, Trish'll kick the giggles out of their hearts. No more being - subtle! You guys get some sleep, ok!! 68 comments|post comment

[14 Jan 2010|08:04am] I'm claustrophobic. This is a pickle. [Filtered to Gametime] There is no entrance or exit to where I am. I used my iphone as a lantern (there is an app for everything!) and, well, this is a pickle. Where are all of you? I'm trying to investigate if there are either foot holds or a weak part in the wall or floor, but I'm an inventor not an escape artist. :( [Filtered to Charlie] I am not sure what to say Well, this is a pickle. [Filtered to Dante] Remember how you asked me to share my adventures with you? I think I might. Right now I am locked in a cell. It's not awesome. It's tiny, which is starting to make me breathe a bit funny because I do not like small, dark places (thank gosh I'm not a man!!). We came to the castle last night and it was very lovely. Princess Lolly is fat. I knew I was right. Sebastian tried to hit on her, but that was strange because she is, like, ten. I was able to braid Queen Frostine's hair and was she gorgeous! Then I, um, I did something else, it doesn't matter to you, and now I am here: in a closet. I'm trapped in a closet. You rap one awesome song and you wind up living in a R. Kelly song. In the last week I have also: cried a lot (thanks), stubbed my toe, been shot with a sugar bullet, bruised by raining gobstoppers, choked on a kamikaze m&m, ate my weight in peanut brittle, befriended a mouse the size of a house, played Clue, and ballroom danced. I'm also learning how to use a yoyo. What have YOU been doing? Wish you were here it was all over. Also, I am always better saying something in code so: azzbcqclrqecivrzoerdjwvebsbuzqdsgkuahytfsfczc. Key? A word we both needed to say. 68 comments|post comment

[12 Jan 2010|12:06pm] QUEEN FROSTINE IS NOT EVIL. SHE IS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE EVIL, DIDN'T THE PARKER BROS WATCH CARTOONS WHEN THEY WERE CHILDREN? [Filtered to Brand] Hey, hi, yo, bonjour, every way of saying hello so I can procrastinate getting the point. I'm sorry, Brand. I am so sorry. Are you okay? Are you safe? What happened to us? You did so well. I am so proud of you for what you did. See, I always knew you'd care about someone. You are the winner to me. By the way, I really miss you. [Filtered to Casey] He apologised to me. I'd like to not be able to accept it, but I have because I am a big lameo :( how are you doing today? 36 comments|post comment

[11 Jan 2010|08:26am] [Filtered to Casey] I don't know what to say right now. You did an amazing job, you know? You ought to know you did. You were brilliant out there and did your best and I would be so proud of that performance, and so proud if you fougt like that for me. I cannot believe how lucky I am to be your friend and the fact that every day I have someone as totally super fantastic as you in my life. I love you more than anything. [End Filter] I have wrote a rap to express how I feel right now. Poems are pretty emotional and I am pretty anti emotions right now, so I have came up with this (to the beat of Ice Ice Baby) "Who would have thought that candy would turn out to be not dandy? Being attacked by a sugar snack goshdarn that's totally whack. But I guess we all know that these two Parker Bros ain't nothing but two brokebottom h- GINGER BREAD MEN SHOOTING SHOT I HATE SUGAR. 94 comments|post comment

[10 Jan 2010|08:29am] [Filtered to Cole] Hi big buddy. I don't have much except hugs and funny pictures of animals on my pda, but I will give you all that I have. I hope you're okay. 1 comment|post comment

[08 Jan 2010|02:40pm] WHERE ARE YOU? NOT HERE. WHERE AM I? CANDYLAND or, alternatively, heaven. Grace, is this heaven? It feels a lot like heaven. I'm totally getting Queen Frostine's autograph. The trees are made of peanut brittle. I finally understand why Princess Lolly was chubby. [Filtered to Gametime] Guys. Don't eat the licorice. Dude known as Lord Licorice is a jerk. The licorice is not safe. [Filtered to Charlie, Dottie, Christian] Best way to cheat: cut through Licorice Forest to Lollipop Woods. Saves 40 spaces on the game board. I'm just saying. 232 comments|post comment

[08 Jan 2010|10:19am] [Filtered to Christian] I think Beatrix thinks I'm a lesbian. She just sent me this. I think I am, too... now. [Attached to the entry is a picture of a scantily clad Beatrix Bloxam, one who would appear to not be wearing a shirt. It is elegant enough, with the background lush and romantic and her arms covering the risque part of the photo. If saved to his pda the file name is DSC0100001072010.jpg] 21 comments|post comment

[07 Jan 2010|07:59pm] [Since I keep the weirdest schedule, this is posted at around 7pm PST, after the battle] Probably too late, but If VILLAIN is reading this, please don't hurt him. Please, please, please. He's my best friend. I don't think I ever want to play games ever again. Also FUCK the Parker Brothers. I've always liked Milton Bradley more. ( Ira, Victoria, Casey, Jenlee, Alvin, Tuesday, Beatrix, Mandy, Nardo, Simon, Ivy, Alyster, Mason ) ( Gametime ) ( Cole, Jessi, Dottie ) ( Mason ) ( Dr. Rhodes ) ( Professor Decarabia ) ( Dante ) 147 comments|post comment

[06 Jan 2010|08:26am] [Private to Ira] IRA. I'M ON JESSI'S PDA AND I DO NOT LIKE THE KEYBOARD. I LEFT MINE AT HOME, SMART, I KNOW. HOW DO I GET IT OFF CAPS, OMG. BUT MORE OMG, ARE YOU OKAY? YOU WERE AMAZING. YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND I MISS YOU A LOT A LOT. I CAN'T REALLY REPLY (JUST BORrowing for a second, but I love you and am thinking of you and well done and do not feel bad or sad, it's okay!!!!!!!!) Oh look I fixed the caps problem. 3 comments|post comment

[27 Dec 2009|12:39am] SO WHO WANTS TO PLAY A CANDYLAND TOURNAMENT TO THE DEATH ON MY NEW BOARD? Winner takes $750 and 31 candy canes and a gumball machine. 27 comments|post comment

[23 Dec 2009|06:00pm] NOT DEAD BOWIE!!!!!! I have no faith in anything. 8 comments|post comment

[10 Dec 2009|11:27am] [Filtered to Dante] OH MY GOSH! You are a little GO-GETTER! I am so PROUD of you taking such initative! More importantly, when you acquire the souls of people may I have them, even if on loan, even if for like TEN MINUTES? As you know, I have been making "action figures" of everyone at the school and have been attempting to programme them to replicate and, er, perform their powers: of course, mostly special effects, but you do know. I was curious if I put their actual soul in the toy, if the toy might actually perform their powers; ie, a miniature you with your soul would actually turn into a little horned demon when the button is pushed. IF SO, then I could potentially go into business with you trying to harvest souls from people with powers specifically and then: WORLD DOMINATION, DANTE DECARABIA!!! I'll pay gobs and heaps and tonnes of money. And by I'll pay I mean my daddy will. Thank you, BFF!! Oh, that reminds me. I have bought us something super special to share between us: THIS SUPER HELLO KITTY BEST FRIENDS NECKLACE. Merry Christmas!! [Filtered to Val] I need your help. [Filtered to Grace Goode] HELLO GRACE! We've never spoke before, but since you're God's messenger and all of that, I figured I ought to ask you. I have a moral conundrum. I have a friend who has been purchasing human souls for.. well, an explicit reason to not be disclosed at the threat of revealing their super secret identity. So this friend is now a little worried that perhaps their usage of other people's souls; which have all been sold WILLINGLY to different devils and are property therefore of hell, well, anyway. This person is worried that their "business", which is strictly business, could result in their banishment from heaven -- if it exists, which our friend has come to believe since hell oh so clearly does. Can you enlighten me as to what you think the moral outcome of this will be on said friend's soul. THANK YOU VERY MUCH I shall bake you cupcakes in exchange!! 39 comments|post comment

[04 Dec 2009|10:04am] It is a strange, strange feeling to no longer give a fig about someone. Ho hum! And good riddance!! [Filtered to Ira] I feel I should have listened to you far earlier. [Filtered to Victoria, Casey, and Jenlee] I have never thoroughly disliked someone before. While I do not dislike said person, I just do not care at all about them anymore. I feel this warrants a CELEBRATION, BITCHES!!! Also I have all of Dave Chappelle on DVD, please come see me and let us bake things. [Filtered to Dante] Please come fix my hair back to dark with demon magic or a bottle of hair dye, either/or. 70 comments|post comment

[23 Nov 2009|09:31am] Can someone tell me how it is possible we can overlook the person we love the most? It is true, I SUPPOSE, that the love of our life comes when we least expect it from right under our nose. I have written a poem for my true love that I'd like to share with all of you. Here is to 12 hours, my plasticine baby, and many, many more!!! As I gaze up into your eyes, (Polly Pocket) Two stars blue and bold. I can't help but notice all the warmth you truly hold (Polly Pocket). Through your eyes I see your soul, (Polly Pocket) Bare untouched and still whole. (Polly Pocket,) You love me, Already I know. Looking up into your eyes, (Polly Pocket) All my problems fade and fall away. Looking up into your eyes, (Polly Pocket) makes me love you (Polly Pocket) more and more each day. I'm sorry, Ira. It's not you, it's me. I like you, but I'm not in like with you. I hope we can stay great friends. Maybe even go on double dates. And Dante, thank Lucifer, Satan, Beezlebub, the Ouija Board demon Zozo, everything for the soul you put in my Polly. 126 comments|post comment

[11 Nov 2009|12:18pm] I have tried NO LESS than SIX times to start this, but I am so overpowered by my joy and excitement for GOBBLE GOBBLE TURKEY DAY that I do not even know how to start speaking about it. Basically, Halloween, you're cool and all, but it's like Beyonce's Single Ladies and it doesn't hold a candle to Taylor Swift's whatever song which is THANKSGIVING. Also all Beyonce did was shake it in her video. I remember in, like, 1996 when Shaggy realised music videos that were like MINI MOVIES. I demand those return. Oh my gosh, I love the 80s and all, but seriously, that wasn't even a competition because the minimalistic approach of PUT A RING ON IT was a throwback, which is nice, but not like award-winning. Been there, done that, ...in 1988, gosh. MORE IMPORTANTLY, and off a topic where I have to pick a winner and gosh I don't like having to pick between people, places, or things because someone is always left out and that's just horrible, I have placed a tray of turkey cupcakes outside my dorm to get everyone in the HOLIDAY SPIRIT: [Filtered to Brand, Val, Jenlee, Ira, Victoria, Ludwig, Alvin, Dante, Simon, Beatrix, Alyster, Ivy, Vinnie, Nardo and if I forgot you and you've spoken to Natasha like once you probably got an invite] I am going to make a whole thanksgiving dinner FANDANGO and would like you to come and eat lots of food with me. You may bring a date or in ONE *SPECIAL* CASE I have invited your date. Scott Green is under NO CIRCUMSTANCES allowed to know about it. I will be making both turkey and vegetarian option, but if you're a vegan oh my gosh just please remember dairy is so good and you're being completely farcical. [Filtered to Dante] How much does a human soul cost? I have daddy's american express, let's start talking business here. 125 comments|post comment

[06 Nov 2009|10:04am] [Filtered to Quinn] Hello! I wanted to see how you were doing with.. getting yourself back!! I made you an OGRE SHAPED cake (frosted red and everything!!!) and would like to bring it you when you've a free moment. I don't know, I don't know a whole lot about automobiles outside of how to hotwire them and, like, toy ones. I have a remote control one that I use to run over spiders and bugs and I like to pretend that it is people I don't like, like the CEO OF MCDONALDS. He ruins ALL GOOD TIMES SHEESH. Anyway, are you ok? [Filtered to Victoria] Oh my, oh my, oh my. I am like a Newsie, have I got news for you. I will even tell you it in song, like a Newsie. [Filtered to Brand] HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. I haven't seen you in a while, sorry sorry. I've been super swamped with fixing all my broken toys. Oh my gosh I am so happy to have my brains back. Thanks again for helping clean it up, maybe I will make you something as a present, but not for a while as I'm still super busy with some things. Lets get lunch on Sunday. I will be INDISPOSED tonight. 20 comments|post comment

[04 Nov 2009|01:00pm] I, FOR ONE, am no longer upset about my new condition and I, FOR ONE, think everyone else should be a little more UNDERSTANDING and LESS UPSET about their newfound "powers". IT IS SYNERGY. I had no idea the life of being an ogre was so difficult, and I am sure the rest of you are also finding out how hard it is to be a werewolf, frog man, or laser-shootin' android and therefore will result in a general harmony and kindness between us once this ordeal is over. I, FOR ONE, cannot wait to have my BRAINS back (as the ones I have are very nice indeed, but lack the zest and spice I am ever so accustomed to when it comes to mathematic equations and theorems of physical engineering), but I, FOR ONE, feel that the complaining is really just RUDE to the person whose powers you have inherited. ALSO just because you can no longer fly does not mean Science LACKS POWERS. THAT IS REALLY MEAN TO SAY. Has anyone created the facespace group "I SURVIVED THE POWERSWAP OF 2K9?" cos if not I want to!!!! But I am only inviting the people who are not being MEAN and talking POORLY of the skills and talents that some of us love dearly and YES SIMON HAS SUPER NEWS REPORTER POWERS. Ok. That is all. THANK YOU. [FILTERED TO IRA] I have some weird affinity to MOTOR VEHICLES and would like to go drag racing. Can we acquire a car, fix it up with my new know-how, and do that this weekend as a date? Mostly because I would like to go on a date. I have never been on one and I think with your really fantastical hair it would be a superb date. And then we can get me really mad and cause destruction which we can blame on my new condition and therefore NOT get in trouble when bust open a doughnut shop and steal all the sweets inside!!!!!!! I STILL HAVE MY BRAINS!!! 10 comments|post comment

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